It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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