its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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