It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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