I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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