at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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