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i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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