Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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