Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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