I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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