they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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