Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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