We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
only if we run a train.
done.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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