I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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