I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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