So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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