i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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