that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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