I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
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Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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