My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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