In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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