He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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