I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
So. Much. Porn.
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