he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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