Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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