i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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