I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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