Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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