I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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