ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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