Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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