We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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