so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How are you getting in?
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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