I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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