chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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