How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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