No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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