lets start a swedish sibling band together
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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