i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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