We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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