his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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