I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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