i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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