just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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