I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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