Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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