I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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