I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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