We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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