Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize