I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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